You know when 1 in 2 marriages ends in divorce, 1 in 42 boys have Autism, and safety complaints from the majority of whistle-blower's are not being upheld, that you are living in a seriously dysfunctional society.
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Steven Magee
I charge you; once you have the dream, decide to begin and begin right away. Wait for nobody to blow whistles for you to start.
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Israelmore Ayivor
The Democratic Party would like to be re-elected so that they can continue to uphold almost no Occupational Safety & Health Administration (OSHA) whistle-blower complaints, enforce hardly any police internal affairs allegations, and corrupt corporations with lobbyists can continue operating outside of the law.
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Steven Magee
The morning was, therefore, a mixture of a plenitude of densities, from the presence of the placid birds, to the mundane premonition, to the spring of small glisters which accompanied that autumnal rain. The music, in a simple whistle, recreated a new universe with the...
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Ondjaki
The sound circulated like an autonomous being whose tentacles needed to experience a sensitive awareness of the terrain.
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Ondjaki
More Quotes By Mitch Hedberg
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs,...
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?